The Original Kings of "Sounds Like" Comedy
HIGHLAND PARK, CA
Wouldn't I know if there was a dragon in my car though?
An all child moving company? Brilliant!
This church is giving away free "dom".
In the bathroom at my all male strip club "The Gathering of the Gigolos".
Not a great sign for business.
Idk you tell me?
These cops are so LA.
Are we supposed to keep our pubes?
Please help put an end to road work once and for all.
I feel like 35g is still a lot speed though, right?
I watched my men die in Korea, and all I got was this sweet parking spot.
Guitar Center sells Heroin now?
I only go to car washes with happy endings.
". . . except our signs"
Wheelchair parking only.
LA's hottest, new tow truck dating service.
When a cowboy fucks a bagel.
Found my doppelgänger.
My health insurance only lets me use Google Docs.
It's fine to litter $1,000.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (aka heaven).
Bogus, you can't even smoke your own life vest under your own seat anymore.
I've heard of Watergate, but Melrose Gate?
I bought a yard.
Is this code for something else?
Designated pedophile zone.
Why's Rite Aid so worked up?
I want a reserved parking spot at McDonald's.
I quit my job to hunt for this pup.
Piñatas filled with KFC & piss.
Very specialized type of foot fetish.
Heroin addicts for Jesus?
My address is 5706, America.
Our dog meal plans for the week.
Only the fanciest bathrooms have jizz dispensers.
Misery loves company.
I like my women how I like my coffee.